The Cheaper The Crook, The Gaudier The

...what Disturbed Him Was The Discovery That In Sensibly Ordering His Affairs He Had Got Out Of Step, And Not Into Step, With Life.

You Got To Look On The Bright Side, Even If There Ain't One.

I Once Knew A Man Who Stole A Ferris Wheel.

The Problem With Putting Two And Two Together Is That Sometimes You Get Four, And Sometimes You Get Twenty-two.

It's Sometimes Better To Pretend I Don't Hear The Sound Of Somebody In The Nearby Woods With A Shotgun.