I Don't Know What It's Going To

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

I Am Comfortable With Myself, And This Is How I Am. I Am Not Really Interested In Having An Acrimonious Fight With Somebody.

Madeleine Albright, When You See Her, She's Not A Beautiful Woman And She's Getting Older. But You're Saying That Woman Has Gravitas. She Knows What She's Talking About.

I Want A Man In My Life, Not In My House.

You Know, I'm A Comedian The Same As Bill Maher And Jon Stewart. We All Came Up The Same Way. The Three Of Us Have Interest In Politics; I Call Us Fundits, We're Fundits! We're Not Pundits!