I Don't Know What It's Going To

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?

I Don't Want To Do Just A Liberal Show.

Madeleine Albright, When You See Her, She's Not A Beautiful Woman And She's Getting Older. But You're Saying That Woman Has Gravitas. She Knows What She's Talking About.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.