The Bravest Thing That Men Do Is

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man

The Fact Is That You Can't Have A Good Relationship With A Girl Who Hasn't Settled Things With Her Father.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.

There's A Danger Our Fiscal Bankruptcy Might Overtake Our Moral Bankruptcy.

A Political Satirist's Job Is To Draw Blood. I'm Not So Much Interested In Politics As I Am In Overthrowing The Government.