The Best Revenge Is Massive Success.

Critics Don't Bother Me Because If I Do Badly, I Know I'm Bad Before They Even Write It. And If I'm Good, I Know I'm Good. I Know Best About Myself, So A Critic Doesn't Anger Me.

Oh, I Just Wish Someone Would Try To Hurt You So I Could Kill Them For You.

You Buy A Ferrari When You Want To Be Somebody. You Buy A Lamborghini When You Are Somebody.

You Are The Promised Kiss Of Springtime That Makes The Lonely Winter Seem Long. You Are The Breathless Hush Of Evening That Trembles On The Brink Of A Lovely Song.

I Love All Those Girls The Same As They Love Me. I Get Thousands Of Letters A Week From Girls Who Love Me.... Every Time I Sing A Song, I Make Love To Them. I'm A Boudoir Singer.