That Receiver Was As Wide Open As

The Patriots Deflated Balls Are But An Allegory For America's Deflated Balls In Dealings With Putin, The Mullahs In Iran, And Islamic Terrorists.

That Punt Was Higher Than Marion Berry On A Fact-finding Tour Of Cartagena.

Hey, What If Those Crop Circles Are Just Ads For Target?

I Went To The Un And Even The Guidebook Was Spineless.

The Way I've Always Governed My Life As Far As Fiscal Policy Goes Is I'm Smart Enough To Know That I'm Dumb About It, So I Surround Myself With Smart People In Much The Same Way A Hole Surrounds Itself With A Doughnut. I Just Pay Things Off. That's All I Do.