Thanks, You Don't Look So Hot Yourself.

If My Father Was Alive To Hear That, He'd Turn Over In His Grave.

Records And Achievements Are Made To Be Broken.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

Every Time I See Him, He's Not There.

When The Waitress Asked If I Wanted My Pizza Cut Into Four Or Eight Slices, I Said, 'four. I Don't Think I Can Eat Eight.'