Television Is The Triumph Of Machine Over

An Advertising Agency Is 85 Percent Confusion And 15 Percent Commission.

I Can't Understand Why A Person Will Take A Year To Write A Novel When He Can Easily Buy One For A Few Dollars.

There Are Two Kinds Of Jokes - Funny Jokes And Jack Benny Jokes.

Three Million Frogs' Legs Are Served In Paris - Daily. Nobody Knows What Became Of The Rest Of The Frogs.

He Always Had A Chip On His Shoulder That He Was Ready To Use To Kindle An Argument.