Tease Hair, Not Homos!

No, Michael, I Do Not Trust You On A Boat, I Do Not Trust You On A Goat. I Do Not Trust You Here. I Do Not Trust You There. I Do Not Trust You Anywhere.

I'm Not Addicted To Drugs, I'm Addicted To Glamour.

Drug Addicts Are So Funny That Way. Just Spinning Around, Lost In Their Own Little World. Doing So Much, Accomplishing So Little. How Sad.

People Die All Around Us All The Time. Drop Like Flies. Overdose. Aids. Sometimes They Kill Themselves. People Come. They Go. Dying Is The Same As Rehab Or Moving Back To Missouri. It Just Means I Won't Be Seeing Them Again

Watch Out For The Average--they're Usually Hiding Something Big.