Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are Sad.

It's Not Like Someday My Kid's Gonna Be Standing Over My Grave, And Somebody's Gonna Hang Her A Folded Flag And Say, "you Know What? This Is 'cause He Did 24 Hours Straight On Twitter." But It's Just One Of Those Little Personal Victories, Like, "i Wonder If I Can Do This." And I Did It. A Stupid Goal, But I Accomplished It. Life's All About...for Me, At Least...having Very Stupid Achievable Goals. That Way, You Always Feel Like A Winner.

People Like To Set The Bar High. I Like To Put The Bar On The Ground And Barely Step Over It. I Like To Keep The Expectations Really Low.

Keep Your Focus On What You Want To Do - Not What Anyone Else Wants Or Is Doing. You Lose Time Watching Others Succeed.

There's Something To Be Said For Failing. It's Not The Failure You Feel, It's The Failure That People Project When Something Disappoints. You're Back To Ground Zero, Where There's No Expectations, And That's Where I Like To Be.

If You Grow Up Fat, You Have To Try Harder.