Stoners Are Cute; Junkies Are Sad.

If You're Alive, Kick Into Drive. Chase Whimsies. See If You Can Turn Dreams Into A Way To Make A Living, If Not An Entire Way Of Life.

It's Silly That Anyone In This World Tells You That There Are Only Certain People That Can Marry You.

T-shirts And Long Pants Make Me Easier To Find In A Crowd, But Also Easy To Disappear In A Crowd Because If I Am Wearing This And Suddenly I Am Not, It's Like A Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak.

I Grew Up In A Pretty Gay World - My Brother's Gay And He's Been Married To A Man For 20 Years, Which Is Like 60 In Straight-people Years.

I Feel Like If You're In Jersey, You Have To Be A Jersey Devils Fan. Anybody Born Within The Confines Of The Border Of The State Of New Jersey, I Feel, Should Be A Jersey Devils Fan.