Stick A Fork In Him. He's Done.

Buy A Steak For A Player On Another Club After The Game, But Don't Even Speak To Him On The Field. Get Out There And Beat Them To Death.

There Are Only Five Things You Can Do In Baseball - Run, Throw, Catch, Hit And Hit With Power.

Show Me A Good Sportsman And I'll Show You A Player I'm Looking To Trade.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

In The Olden Days, The Umpire Didn't Have To Take Any Courses In Mind Reading. The Pitcher Told You He Was Going To Throw At You.