Spring Is God's Way Of Saying, 'one

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

They Say Kids Today Don't Know The Value Of A Dollar. They Certainly Do Know The Value Of A Dollar. That's Why They Ask For Five.

With My Luck, If I Ever Invested In General Motors, They'd Bust It To Corporal!

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.