Sometimes You Have To Show A Little

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

One Thing About Prejudices -- Once You Break One Of Them, You're Screwed, Because Then They All Have Got To Go.

Unless You're Willing To Look A Little Foolish, Forget The Possibility Of Becoming Great.

I'm Learning English At The Moment. I Can Say 'big Ben', 'hello Rodney', 'tower Bridge' And 'loo'.

I Don't Like Bush. I Don't Trust Him. I Don't Like His Record. He's Stupid. He's Lazy.