Sometimes Wrong Is Worth The Funny!

And Then As I Got Older, See, I Think A Lot Of Times With Comics, Your Life Kind Of Permeates Your Act. Whatever Is Happening In Your Life Is What's Going On On Stage. So If You're Angry In Your Life, Then That's Going To Be On Stage. If You're Looking For The Guy That's Just Going To Make You Laugh For An Hour And Forget About, That's Me.

I'm From Minnesota! I Used To Work Knuckleheads At The Mall Of America As A Stand-up. I Spent New Year's There Once. I'm Not Trying To Namedrop.

As A Comic, I've Heard Gunshots While I'm Trying To Get To Sleep. I've Performed Where People Wanted To Do You Harm After The Show Because Of Something You Said.

I Have Been A Big Guy All My Life, I Am Not Going To Lose A Bunch Of Weight, Because Then You're Like That Weird Fat Person That Got Skinny But Still Has A Big Head. I Don't Want To Do That. So I'm Just Trying.

I Come From A Working-class Family In Pittsburgh, Whereas 'mike & Molly' Deals With The Working Class In Chicago. I Swear A Little, But I Pretty Much Talk The Same. It's Not Like When You See Someone Like Tim Allen And He's A Lot Bluer Onstage.