Sometimes Miracles Occur Only When You Jump

When I Went To Israel, It Was A Little Disorienting, Because There Are So Many People Who Look Crazy And Were Dressed Like Me. There, I Was Just One Of The Apocalyptic Crowd.

A 2002 Oxford Study Showed Counting Sheep Actually Delays The Onset Of Sleep. It's Just Too Dull To Stop Us From Worrying About Jobs And Spouses.

There's A Very Passionate Pro-chewing Movement On The Internet Called Chewdiasm. They Say That We Should Be Chewing 50 To 100 Times Per Mouthful, Which Is Insane. I Tried That. It Takes Like A Day And A Half To Eat A Sandwich. But Their Basic Idea Is Right. If You Chew, You'll Eat Slower And You Will Get More Nutrients.

Scrabble - The Game Is Available In Braille. That’s A Nice Fact. This Makes Me Feel Better About Humanity For Some Reason. I Can’t Really Explain Why.

I Was What They Call 'skinny Fat' - A Body That Resembled A Python After Swallowing A Goat.