Sometimes I Will Endanger My Own Life

Everyone Wants To Go To The Party And The Red Carpet, But My Life Is 90% The Work.

You'll Laugh At The Comedy Of Errors That Is My Life.

A Brain Hemorrhage Puts It All In A Deeper Perspective. I'm One Of Those Guys Hit By Lightning. I See The Big Picture. Everything Is In Perspective Now. Let's Just Say I'm The Kind Of Guy Who Knows How To Enjoy The Moment.

My Life Is Part Humor, Part Roses, Part Thorns.

You Want To Go To A Summer Concert And Not Watch A Band Staring At Its Shoes For Six Hours And Complaining.