Sometimes I Feel Like An Old Hooker.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

A Girl Can Wait For The Right Man To Come Along But In The Meantime That Still Doesn't Mean She Can't Have A Wonderful Time With All The Wrong Ones.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.

I've Had So Many Rebirths, I Should Come With My Own Midwife By Now.

Everyone's Got To Have A Dream... It's Not Reaching Your Dream That Counts. It's Going Toward Them.