Some Jobs Are Just Too Hideous To

What You Do, Who You’re With, And How You Feel About The World Around You, Is Completely Up To You.

We Are Lending Money We Don't Have To Kids Who Can't Pay It Back To Train Them For Jobs That No Longer Exist. That's Nuts.

I Rarely Do Anything On The Show By Myself. I Dont Want It To Be About Me. Squatting In The Sewer In San Francisco, Its Really Hot, Were Up To Our Knees In A River Of Crap. Rats And Cockroaches Are All Over. I Would Never, Ever Walk Into That Environment, Except For The Fact That The Guy Who Does It Every Day Is Squatting Next To Me.

Don't Follow Your Passion, But Always Bring It With You.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.