Some Jobs Are Just Too Hideous To

The Search For Truth In Cyberspace Will Take You Through The Wormhole, And There's Nothing On The Other Side But Pedants And Nitpickers And Bottomless Ambiguity. If You're Not Careful, You'll Spend All Your Time Proving Everything And Understanding Nothing.

We Are Lending Money We Don't Have To Kids Who Can't Pay It Back To Train Them For Jobs That No Longer Exist. That's Nuts.

If We Are Lending Money That Ostensibly We Don't Have To Kids Who Have No Hope Of Making It Back In Order To Train Them For Jobs That Clearly Don't Exist, I Might Suggest That We've Gone Around The Bend A Little Bit.

There's Really Not A Difference Between An Octopus And, Like, A Giant Pile Of Snot.

Anything Worth Doing Hurts A Little.