Society Has Taught Us To Suppress Certain

I Haven't Bought Anything Excessive. I Do Plan On Buying An Island And Filling It With Baby Tigers, Though.

I Embrace The Imperfections And Celebrate Them.

I Think People Can Stand To Take Themselves Just A Little Less Seriously. I'm Fighting The War Against Pretension.

The Probability Of Life Ever Evolving On Earth Was Slim To None. It's Insane That We're All Walking Around And Talking.

My Show Is A Sensory Assault... In A Very Brief Manner - The Show Is Only 25 Minutes Long.