Snooker Is Just Chess With Balls.

Like A Volvo, Bjorn Borg Is Rugged, Has Good After-sales Service, And Is Very Dull.

Stop Worrying, Nobody Gets Out Of This World Alive.

Not Everyone Who Wants To Make A Film Is Crazy, But Almost Everyone Who Is Crazy Wants To Make A Film.

Even In Moments Of Tranquility, Murray Walker Sounds Like A Man Whose Trousers Are On Fire.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Looks Like A Brown Condom Full Of Walnuts.