Smile, It's Better Than A Poke In

If The Destination Is Heaven, Why Do We Scramble To Be First In Line For Hell?

Born A Saint, Die A Sinner - Born A Sinner, Die A Saint.

Being Sorry Is The Highest Act Of Selfishness, Seeing Value Only After Discarding It.

When All Is Lost, Ask The I.r.s. - They'll Find Something.

Remember Only The Good, The Bad Will Never Forget You.