Since Age Twelve, I've Felt Like I'm

Money Is What Makes A Man Act Funny.

I'm About As Normal As Norman Bates.

If You're The Parent, Be A Parent. You Know What I Mean? I'm A Parent. I Have Daughters.

I Like Happy Things, I'm Really Calm And Peaceful. I Like Birds, Bees, I Like People. I Like Funny Things That Make Me Happy And Gleeful... Like When My Teacher Sucked My Wee-wee In Pre-school!

I Try To Keep It Positive And Play It Cool, Shoot Up The Playground And Tell The Kids To Stay In School.