She's So Pure, Moses Couldn't Even Part

I Know Now That Everybody In The Arts Is Forever A Beginner. Experience Counts For A Great Deal And Very Little. Every Night Onstage I Feel I Am Starting From Scratch, Still Not Quite Sure What I Am Doing And Where I Am Going, Thrown By The Simplest Thing That Goes Wrong.

I Want To Be Buried In A Valentino Gown And I Want Harry Winston To Make Me A Toe Tag.

I Am Not Lucky. I Am The Type Who Would Go To Lourdes And Drown In The Waters.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

When You Can Laugh At Yourself No One Can Ever Make A Fool Of You.