She Was So Fat That Her Belly

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

When I Go To A Nude Beach, I Always Take A Ruler, Just In Case I Have To Prove Something.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I'm At An Age Where I Think More About Food Than I Do About Sex. Last Week I Put A Mirror Over My Dining Room Table.

One Night I Came Home. I Figured, Let My Wife Come On. I'll Play It Cool. Let Her Make The First Move. She Went To Florida.