Sexual Intercourse Vests No Property Rights.

We Did Make Use, From Time To Time, Of Candles, Neckties, Scarves, Shoelaces, A Little Water-color Paintbrush, Her Hairbrush, Butter, Whipped Cream, Strawberry Jam, Johnson’s Baby Oil, My Swedish Hand Vibrator, A Fascinating Bead Necklace She Had, Miscellaneous Common Household Items, And Every Molecule Of Flesh That Was Exposed To Air Or Could Be Located With Strenuous Search.

If A Person Who Indulges In Gluttony Is A Glutton, And A Person Who Commits A Felony Is A Felon, Then God Is An Iron.

I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die Trying !

Man, You're No Smarter Than Me. You're Just A Fancier Kind Of Stupid.

And I'm A Pair Of Pants With A Hole Scorched Through The Ass?