Saying And Doing, Have Quarrel'd And Parted.

Be Not Niggardly Of What Costs Thee Nothing, As Courtesy, Counsel, & Countenance.

The Next Thing Most Like Living One's Life Over Again Seems To Be A Recollection Of That Life, And To Make That Recollection As Durable As Possible By Putting It Down In Writing.

I Wish The Bald Eagle Had Not Been Chosen As The Representative Of Our Country; He Is A Bird Of Bad Moral Character; Like Those Among Men Who Live By Sharping And Robbing, He Is Generally Poor, And Often Very Lousy. The Turkey Is A Much More Respectable Bird, And Withal A True Original Native Of America.

If You'd Lose A Troublesome Visitor, Lend Him Money.

He That Lives Upon Hope Will Die Fasting.