Saved By The Grandma" Ranger

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.

I Need To Look Like An Idiot At Least Twice A Day To Keep Myself Humble.

Go Figure That. Joseph Morelli With A House, A Dog, A Steady Job, And An Suv. And On Odd Days Of The Month He Woke Up Wanting To Marry Me. It Turns Out Want To Marry Him On Even Days Of The Month, So To Date We've Been Spared Commitment.

You Owe Me!" -stephanie "why Do I Owe You?" -joe "i Caught Your No Good Cousin." -stephanie "yeah And In The Process You Burned Down A Funeral Home, And Damaged Thousands Of Dollars Of Government Property." -joe "well If You Are Going To Be Picky About It...." -stephanie

He [ranger] Peeled My [stephanie] Clothes Off And Wrangled Me Into Bed. And Then Suddenly He Was Inside Me. He Once Told Me That Time Spent With Him Would Ruin Me For All Other Men. When He Said It, I Thought It Was An Outrageous Threat. I No Longer Though It Outrageous.