Save Water. Shower With Your Girlfriend.

I Think Computer Viruses Should Count As Life.

Every Man Should Marry. After All, Happiness Is Not The Only Thing In Life.

The Idea That We Are Alone In The Universe Seems To Me Completely Implausible And Arrogant, Considering The Number Of Planets And Stars That We Know Exist, It's Extremely Unlikely That We Are The Only Form Of Evolved Life.

The "powers That Be" Are Not Smart Enough To Engineer Armageddon, But They May Yet Be Stupid Enough. If Governments Are Involved In Covering Up The Knowledge Of Aliens, Then They Are Doing A Much Better Job Of It Than They Seem To Do At Anything Else.

If You Lined Up All The Cars In The World End To End, Someone Would Try To Pass Them.