Satire Is What Closes On Saturday Night.

There Was Laughter In The Back Of The Theater, Leading To The Belief That Someone Was Telling Jokes Back There.

At Dramatic Rehearsals, The Only Author That's Better Than An Absent One Is A Dead One.

Office Hours Are From 12 To 1 With An Hour Off For Lunch.

God Finally Caught His Eye.

I've Never Had Any Complaints Yet!