Satire Is Focused Bitterness.

A Conservative Is One Who Admires Radicals Centuries After They're Dead.

Thinking Is Harder Work Than Hard Work.

Why Did God Give Me Two Ears And One Mouth? So That I Will Hear More And Talk Less.

The Only Reason For Being A Professional Writer Is That You Can't Help It.

In The Dark Colony Of Night, When I Consider Man's Magnificent Capacity For Malice, Madness, Folly, Envy, Rage, And Destructiveness, And I Wonder Whether We Shall Not End Up As Breakfast For Newts And Polyps, I Seem To Hear The Muffled Cries Of All The Words In All The Books With Covers Closed.