Revenge Is Sweet And Not Fattening.

Television Is Like The Invention Of Indoor Plumbing. It Didn't Change People's Habits. It Just Kept Them Inside The House.

I Enjoy Playing The Audience Like A Piano.

In A Good Marriage Each Is The Others Better Half.

A Good Film Is When The Price Of The Dinner, The Theatre Admission And The Babysitter Were Worth It.

Suspense Is Like A Woman. The More Left To The Imagination, The More The Excitement.