Retirement Is A One-way Trip To Insignificance.

Lovers Always Believe One Another's Sleight-of-hand Tricks.

Glamour Looks Eloquent But Seldom Talks.

As A Child I Was Middle-aged And Cautious Compared To My Impulsive Father.

A Dirty Mind Is A Rich Inner Resource.

Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.