Remember Judy Garland? She Retired 40 Times.

I Talk Too Much. I Eat Too Much.

A Good Marriage Is Like An Incredible Retirement Fund. You Put Everything You Have Into It During Your Productive Life, And Over The Years It Turns From Silver To Gold To Platinum.

Tom Browkaw Said It Best. He Said Nbc Could Survive Without Him Or The Rest Of The News Division, But Not Nancy Fields.

As An Only Child, I Never Felt Insecure And Always Had Total Love.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.