Remember, Freedom Is Always Taken, Never Given.

It Doesn't Take Many People To Have A Bad Sense Of Humor To Get In Trouble At A Corporation.

As You Know, The Best Way To Solve A Problem Is To Identify The Core Belief That Causes The Problem; Then Mock That Belief Until The People Who Hold It Insist That You Heard Them Wrong.

Scientists Will Eventually Stop Flailing Around With Solar Power And Focus Their Efforts On Harnessing The Only Truly Unlimited Source Of Energy On The Planet: Stupidity. I Predict That In The Future, Scientists Will Learn How To Convert Stupidity Into Clean Fuel.

I Think 'dilbert' Will Remain Popular As Long As Employees Are Frustrated And They Fear The Consequences Of Complaining Too Loudly. 'dilbert' Is The Designated Voice Of Discontent For The Workplace. I Never Planned It That Way. It Just Happened.

Moslem: People Who Believe Suicide Is A Good Way To Get Laid.