Religion Is In The Heart, Not In

He Was So Benevolent, So Merciful A Man That, In His Mistaken Passion, He Would Have Held An Umbrella Over A Duck In A Shower Of Rain.

A Man Is In No Danger So Long As He Talks His Love; But To Write It Is To Impale Himself On His Own Pothooks.

Self-defense Is The Clearest Of All Laws; And For This Reason - The Lawyers Didn't Make It.

Modesty Is A Bright Dish-cover, Which Makes Us Fancy There Is Something Very Nice Underneath It.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.