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They Are Each Good When They Are Out, And Each Bad When They Are In.

If You Can Build A Business Up Big Enough, It's Respectable.

And The Thing About My Jokes Is, They Don't Hurt Anybody. You Can Take 'em Or Leave 'em - You Can Say They're Funny Or They're Terrible Or They're Good, Or Whatever, But You Can Just Pass 'em By. But With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke, It's A Law! And Every Time They Make A Law, It's A Joke!

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

Rotation Of Crops And Less Automobiles Will Relieve The Farmers Whenever They Decide To Try It.