Presidential Candidates Don't Chew Gum.

Al Gore Is Not Just Whistling In The Wind. Global Warming Is For Real. Every Scientist Knows That Now, And We Are On Our Way To The Destruction Of Every Species On Earth, If We Don't Pay Attention And Reverse Our Course.

With The Help Of Dedicated Americans From Our Party, Every Party, And No Party At All, I Intend To Mount That Stairway To Preach Peace For Our Nation And World.

Number One, That It Is Smart To Communicate And Negotiate With Your Enemy Instead Of Just Waging War With Bombs And Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

We Shall Listen, Not Lecture; Learn, Not Threaten. We Will Enhance Our Safety By Earning The Respect Of Others And Showing Respect For Them. In Short, Our Foreign Policy Will Rest On The Traditional American Values Of Restraint And Empathy, Not On Military Might.

We Will Always Apply The Same Principles Of Collective Security, Prudent Caution, And Superior Weaponry That Enabled Us To Peacefully Prevail In The Long Cold War Against The Soviet Union.