Policemen Are Numbered In Case They Get

Render Any Politician Down And There's Enough Fat To Fry An Egg.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

If A Robin Redbreast In A Cage Puts All Heaven In A Rage, How Feels Heaven When Dies The Billionth Battery Hen?

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.