Pity Cost Nothing And Ain't Worth Nothing.

Ill-nature Is A Sort Of Running Sore Of The Disposition.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.

Unless We Put Heart And Soul Into Our Labor We But Brutify Our Actions.

Most Everyone Seems Willing To Be A Fool Himself, But He Can't Bear To Have Anyone Else One.