[pigeons Are] Rats With Wings.

I Would Like To Sound Like James Mason. I Reckon If I'd Had A Better Voice I Could Have Been Prime Minister. It Is The Most Irritating Voice In Public Life.

The Problem Is That Many Mps Never See The London That Exists Beyond The Wine Bars And Brothels Of Westminster.

If I Blew My Nose The Daily Express And The Daily Mail Would Say That I Am Trying To Spread Germ Warfare.

I'm Never Going To Take The View That I Should Say Whatever I Need To Say In Order To Achieve Something. Because That Implies A Level Of Dishonesty.

Polling In A General Election Is Pretty Accurate, Because Turnout Is Usually High.