People Love To See People Fall.

As A Longtime Practitioner Of Yoga And A Person Who's Been Involved In Physical Fitness My Whole Life, I Can Tell You, Yoga Helps You Achieve Altered States Of Consciousness. It Is Not Just Stretching. The Only Way You Can Say That It's Stretching Is If You Haven't Done It, Or That You Haven't Done It Rigorously For A Long Period Of Time.

I Had A Great Time On News Radio, I Got To Make Tons Of Money In Relative Obscurity And Learn A Lot About The Tv Biz And Work On My Standup Act Constantly. It Was A Dream Gig.

If You Haven't Peed The Bed, You Haven't Taken Enough Chances.

One Of The Things That Happened Is I Did A Lot Of Shitty Gigs. When You Do A Bunch Of Shitty Bar Gigs You Have To Get Used To People Yelling At You, You're Used To Thinking On The Fly, To Dealing With Weird Situations.

If You Can Lie, You Can Act, And If You Can Lie To Crazy Girlfriends, You Can Act Under Pressure.