People Are Beautiful Wrecks.

My Mother Missed Having Dinner With Lyndon Johnson Because She Couldn't Find The Right Hat To Wear. While My Father Went Off To The White House To Break Bread With The President, My Mother, Who's Not A Things And Stuff Person, Stayed At The Hotel And Tried On 10 Different Hats And Missed Dinner.

What I Find Interesting Is That The People That Follow Your Twitters Are Called 'followers.' Talk About False Idolatry, Right?

I'm Not A Luddite, But I'm Outside More Than I'm On My Computer. We Have A Micro-farm - It's A Step Up From A Garden. We Have A Pretty Extensive Vineyard. We Grow About 60 Percent Of Our Own Food, Make Our Own Wine, Have Chickens For Eggs.

I Used To Google My Name To See What Came Up - It Hurt.

I Still Have The Art Projects My Kids Made For Me 20 Years Ago. I Cherish Them, Crude And Silly As Some Of Them May Be.