Pedantry Is Paraded Knowledge.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

Selfish People, With No Heart To Speak Of, Have The Best Time Of It.

Stupidity,--unconscious Ignorance.

I Never Knew A Man Troubled With Melancholy, Who Had Plenty To Do, And Did It.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.