Paradoxes Are The Only Truths.

What Is Virtue But The Trade Unionism Of The Married?

The Righteous Man Takes His Life In His Hand Whenever He Utters The Truth.

It Would Positively Be A Relief To Me To Dig Shakespeare Up And Throw Stones At Him.

I Am Sorry To Have To Introduce The Subject Of Christmas. It Is An Indecent Subject; A Cruel, Gluttonous Subject; A Drunken, Disorderly Subject; A Wasteful, Disastrous Subject; A Wicked, Cadging, Lying, Filthy, Blasphemous And Demoralizing Subject. Christmas Is Forced On A Reluctant And Disgusted Nation By The Shopkeepers And The Press: On Its Own Merits It Would Wither And Shrivel In The Fiery Breath Of Universal Hatred; And Anyone Who Looked Back To It Would Be Turned Into A Pillar Of Greasy Sausages.

Political Necessities Sometime Turn Out To Be Political Mistakes.