Over 6 Million People Were Evacuated From

Never Perform For Your Family. They Either Laugh Too Hard Or Not At All.

Rick Perry Told Reporters This Week That He Has A Permit To Carry A Concealed Handgun. He Also Has A Concealed Vocabulary, Concealed Knowledge Of The Issues, Concealed Tolerance.

Sixty Years Ago This Week Hitler Invaded Poland. This Led To The Creation Of The History Channel.

Saddam Hussein Is Dead, And Osama Bin Laden Is Dead. If You’re Moammar Gadhafi, Living In Exile Is Starting To Sound Really Good.

Researchers In England Say Tall Men Are More Likely To Have More Children Than Short Men. Here In America We Call That The Nba Theory.