Out Of What... A Thousand?

You'd Better Stop Readin' And Writin' And Start Hittin' !

We'll Do All Right If We Can Capitalize On Our Mistakes.

My Goals Are To Hit .300, Score 100 Runs, And Stay Injury-prone.

He's So Ugly. When You Walked By Him, Your Pants Wrinkle. He Made Fly Balls Curve Foul.

Your First Name's White, Your Second Is Hispanic, And Your Third Belongs To A Black. No Wonder You Don't Know Who You Are.