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Euler Calculated The Force Of The Wheels Necessary To Raise The Water In A Reservoir ... My Mill Was Carried Out Geometrically And Could Not Raise A Drop Of Water Fifty Yards From The Reservoir. Vanity Of Vanities! Vanity Of Geometry!

Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

Christianity - An Old Metaphysical Romance, Filled With Marvels, Contradictions, And Absurdity, Born In The Ardent Imagination Of Orientals, Has Spread Into Our Europe. Enthusiasts Have Purveyed It, Careerists Have Pretended To Accept It, Imbeciles Have Believed It.

The Greatest And Noblest Pleasure Which We Have In This World Is To Discover New Truths, And The Next Is To Shake Off Old Prejudices.

It Is Impossible To Imitate Voltaire Without Being Voltaire.