Our First Stop Was Red Square, The

My Old Friend Jack Benny Has Only Had One Ball All His Golfing Life. And Now He's Lost It. The String Came Off!

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Don't Feel Old. I Don't Feel Anything Till Noon. That's When It's Time For My Nap.

I Grew Up With Six Brothers. That's How I Learned To Dance - Waiting For The Bathroom.

Television. That's Where Movies Go When They Die.