Only Men You Can Count On These

You Never Want To Look In A Mirror," Lula Said. "men Love Mirrors. They Look At Themselves Doing The Deed And They See Rex The Wonder Horse. Women Look At Themselves And Think They Need To Renew Their Membership At The Gym.

I Disconnected And Made A Mental Note Not To Call Tank Unless I Was Bleeding Profusely, And He Was The Only Other Person On Earth.

A Woman's Never Too Old To Make An Idiot Of Herself. It Goes Along With Equality Of The Sexes And Potty Parity.

Concentrate On Doing The Job, Not The Fear.

Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They Sneak Out.did I Fart?