One Should Always Dress Like A Marble

If School Days Are The Happiest Days Of Your Life, I'm Hanging Myself With My Skip-rope Tonight.

Aristotle Onassis Rescued Me At A Moment When My Life Was Engulfed With Shadows. He Brought Me Into A World Where One Could Find Both Happiness And Love. We Lived Through Many Beautiful Experiences Together Which Cannot Be Forgotten, And For Which I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

Sex Is A Bad Thing Because It Rumples The Clothes.

I Want Minimum Information Given With Maximum Politeness.

A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane.