Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A

Working Nine To Five, What Way To Earn A Living. Barely Getting By... It's All Taking And No Giving. They Use Just Your Mind And They Never Give You Credit. It's Enough To Drive You Crazy If You Let It!

No Matter What, I Always Make It Home For Christmas. I Love To Go To My Tennessee Mountain Home And Invite All Of My Nieces And Nephews And Their Spouses And Kids And Do What We All Like To Do - Eat, Laugh, Trade Presents And Just Enjoy Each Other... And Sometimes I Even Dress Up Like Santa Claus!

I Do Remember How It Was To Be Poor. I Do Remember That In My Early Years, We Had To Grow And Raise All Of Our Food, Even Our Animals. And I Remember In My Early Life, We Didn't Even Have Electricity. So It Was Very, Very Hard Times Then.

I Have Two Favorite Colors - White And Yellow. White Makes Me Feel Light And Airy. Yellow Makes Me Happy.

When People Say To Me Less Is More I Reply, 'more Is More'.